Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.

Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.

by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010

Honks me out

To upset, put out of whack,irritate, or perturb

That customer service rep was rude; that really honks me out.

by BilltheLizard October 15, 2007

show me magic

An expression of encouragement.

1. Look at dem two bitches fightin! PULL OUT SHERIKAS WEAVE GURL! SHOW ME MAGIC!
2. Hey sexy, let me tap that ass. Show me magic, show me magic.
3. Nigga I gave you yo money last fucking week! Nigga show me magic! BITCH!
4. Ohhh so you wanna piece of me? SHOW ME MAGIC! BITCH! SHOW IT!

by woopdatrick August 23, 2008

Run me on the slide

Trying to get me to leave, move out, get me kicked out of your/our room.

"I think you're trying to run me on the slide WELL THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN"

by bianca's roommate March 29, 2009

cry me a blowjob

A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.

Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."

"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."

"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."

by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014

built like me

A term used to define a person status in life.

Hey this niggas aint built like me when it comes to this rap shit

by Guwop 33 December 31, 2015

set me head

Same as giving head . Asking for oral sex

Set me head after the wedding xx

by Sexedmaster July 23, 2017