poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.

Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands

by povertyhands March 28, 2019

Ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone loves the feeling of their hands running through or over something.

Kayleigh has ecstasy hands Bro. She couldn't stop rubbing my flannel

by Gruntsman July 2, 2017

Bear Hands

"With covid misinformation"

Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Wrong hands

The hands playing all sides.

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018