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national kick an ugly person day

on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer
by smexydevan12345 January 9, 2022
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National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.
by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021
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national soapy titty pic day

on April 10th its national soapy titty pic day where you must send a soapy titty pic if a boy asks
"can I get a soapy titty pic?"

"for sure, it's April 10th, national soapy titty pic day"
by bobdylan66 April 10, 2022
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National beat a bish up day

Do you always see that one girl/guy that you want to beat the absolute hell out of but you don't because you'll get "in trouble "and you don't want to ruin your reputation, Well on April 18 it's national beat a bish up day. Don't be shy, go for it!
GIRL/GUY- *Trips with shoe in front of everyone*
YOU- Its National beat a bish up day shouldn't have done that today *Starts Slapping and punching*:) <3
by anonymous February 17, 2021
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national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22
tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!
by deidara uchiha May 20, 2021
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National grab boobs day

Its april 16 go grab her Boobs.. she might like it
Hey Alyssa can I grab your boobs for the 26 time its national grab boobs day
by Mctripster22 April 15, 2019
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This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day
by Jake Wall April 11, 2017
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