Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.

I'm gonna zombie hand to this song

by neaks norton November 25, 2009

Watchtower zombie

A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.

Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.

by GothicReaper August 27, 2013

Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

by Lezo August 25, 2021

zombie word

A word (or phrase) that has been overused or misused so much that it now has zero meaning whatsoever.

Over the years, countless words and phrases have become "zombie words" as they have lost their meaning from extreme overuse and misuse. Some of these words are "diversity", "simp", "racist", "toxic", "cringe", "abuse", "unprecedented", "Nazi", and "Fascist".

by The_Anonymouse December 1, 2020

zombie-eat

the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.

slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating

by waffle-iron May 5, 2011

meth zombie

A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.

Driving around in this part of town you see a lot of meth zombies out tonight.

by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013