The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 17, 2015
Get the Beer Wizardmug. A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
by Bladertariat May 1, 2022
Get the Wizard Bladingmug. The character that played the wizard in Wizard of Oz may of well been called the Wizard of Ass since he was shrewd and mean when greeting his guests!
by ErinGoBragh December 30, 2016
Get the wizard of assmug. by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016
Get the Carpet wizardmug. 
Get the Wizard's Sleevemug. A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014
Get the Zipped wizardmug. A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.
Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.
by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015
Get the wizard ratmug.