When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 04, 2021
to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin
by Flippinteggy October 06, 2022
by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021
Static x’s debut album with a song of the same name. The name is from a novel about mysterious deaths in black river falls Wisconsin from the 1800s to the 1900s.
by Nascarfan2007 December 16, 2022
A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.
by boobitters March 26, 2021
by IHateTheJewish February 08, 2022
by Snorkel King October 12, 2019