Well whiskey is an alcoholic beverage that is most commonly processed in Well Pennsylvania. In order to be considered true “Well Whiskey” the beverage must be brewed from Well Wheat.
Well Wheat is a unique wheat that is both robust, and versatile. The high yield, associated with the agricultural process, makes Well Whiskey a very economical beverage. Also, the versatility of this plant allows for multiple flavors to be derived from the same wheat. Hence, most bars carry Well Whiskey, Well Rum, Well Gin, and a variety of other well products. They are all derived from the same type of wheat.
The Well Wheat was first introduced to the America’s by a British archeologist named Alexander Well. Recently, historic revisionists have discovered that Alexander Wells last name is derived from the Latin; Welluk Exuberus. This means monetary exuberance, or exuberant spending.
So, it’s ironic that Well Whiskey, which is so cheap, can be linked to the Latin term for monetary exuberance.
Well Wheat is a unique wheat that is both robust, and versatile. The high yield, associated with the agricultural process, makes Well Whiskey a very economical beverage. Also, the versatility of this plant allows for multiple flavors to be derived from the same wheat. Hence, most bars carry Well Whiskey, Well Rum, Well Gin, and a variety of other well products. They are all derived from the same type of wheat.
The Well Wheat was first introduced to the America’s by a British archeologist named Alexander Well. Recently, historic revisionists have discovered that Alexander Wells last name is derived from the Latin; Welluk Exuberus. This means monetary exuberance, or exuberant spending.
So, it’s ironic that Well Whiskey, which is so cheap, can be linked to the Latin term for monetary exuberance.
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Tila Tequila's ugly sister.
Also used to insult girls. Usually used by dumb, ugly bitches on TV or internet that can't think of better comebacks but can also be used by guys.
Also used to insult girls. Usually used by dumb, ugly bitches on TV or internet that can't think of better comebacks but can also be used by guys.
Ex. 1:
Rob: Hey! That's Tila Tequila! But who's that drunk, fat, ugly bitch next to her?
Tim: That's her sister, Wendy Whiskey.
Ex. 2:
hxc_bxtchesz101: lolz, did u c dat ugly h03 at da muviesz???
emoxxxscene: L0LZ YA WAT A WENDY WHISKEY!!!
hxc_bxtchesz101: LOLZ!!!
Rob: Hey! That's Tila Tequila! But who's that drunk, fat, ugly bitch next to her?
Tim: That's her sister, Wendy Whiskey.
Ex. 2:
hxc_bxtchesz101: lolz, did u c dat ugly h03 at da muviesz???
emoxxxscene: L0LZ YA WAT A WENDY WHISKEY!!!
hxc_bxtchesz101: LOLZ!!!
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-"Dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"
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Where is Bitch Whiskey? I bet he's at the Haven drumming up a storm and getting tuned on bitch whiskey.
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Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
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Get the the whiskey haw mug.A group of males will conduct a experiment to see if testosterone levels increase by not wanking for the longest period of time that they can, bets can be placed to see can hold out the longest, if however you or a fellow group member does ejaculate or shake his penis more then five times this is counted as ruining the experiment and therefore that person loses and is "out"and finally if someone else happens to do either of these things to you then that is also counted as you being "out". if you are "out" due to one of this reasons you must announce to everyone that you are out by saying "whiskey"
Did you hear about Bob he whiskeyed his way out of the group .
He was not watching what he was doing and shaked it more thne five times.
We really should not whiskey ... otherwise everyone will know.
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He was not watching what he was doing and shaked it more thne five times.
We really should not whiskey ... otherwise everyone will know.
To whiskey was a bad thing to do last night
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