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Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 May 31, 2019
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Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine
Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"
by Øystein72 April 23, 2008
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tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.
“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”
by Shrad June 21, 2022
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Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.
Bro you have dilly wanker!
by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018
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Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.
He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground
by CampWodda June 16, 2010
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wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.
Boy she's a real wanker cranker
by fluffycock November 5, 2017
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Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank
How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.
by Sprot December 28, 2011
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