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Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.
The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.
by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025
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weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.
Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.
by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006
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Weapons Of Gas Production

Any type of food or drinks that induce farting
G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"
by Shirtz McGirtz January 2, 2020
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Weapon

A term of endearment used when someone is being a pest
Haha stop it, you weapon
by DeanFletch October 28, 2020
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Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².
These heated iron weapons really can kill.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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Weapon

An F80 M3 Competition.
James: You look like a weapon mate!
Melvin: I wish I looked like an F80 M3 Competition, I look like an E60 M5
by Tabrz April 10, 2021
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Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
by Broman memedude March 21, 2023
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