Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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Justin vs Khabib
Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."
Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*
Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"
Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."
Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*
Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Xbox Vs. Playstation
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Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
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*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"
Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????
*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"
by GAT DAMN NIGGA CHILL ISSA JOKE July 13, 2022
Get the Xbox Vs. Playstation mug.The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.
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by unfunny man July 13, 2022
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A: Dude! MrBeast is gonna hit 100M in like a day! Don't miss it like last time!
B: Alright, Ima also record the moment.
A: I wonder if PewDiePie vs MrBeast is gonna happen?
B: Probably not, I'm disappointed that PewDiePie won't be the number one most subscribed creator anymore...
A: It's fine, MrBeast isn't an individual anymore.
B: Alright, Ima also record the moment.
A: I wonder if PewDiePie vs MrBeast is gonna happen?
B: Probably not, I'm disappointed that PewDiePie won't be the number one most subscribed creator anymore...
A: It's fine, MrBeast isn't an individual anymore.
by PewDieSeries July 28, 2022
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