Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

uber pownage

The act of completely dominating an opponent in a video game, especially Call of Duty.

Llamas: Who just knifed me?
Troyan: Me pussy! thats why you just got Uber Powned
Shields: Wow, that was complete uber pownage by Troyan

by UberPownage November 17, 2010

Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .

Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.

by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016

Uber-Juicy

Getting head while eating burger king, one of the best feelings in the world.

Andy: OMG, I FUCKING LOVE SEX
Noah: you sohuld get an uber-juicy.
Andy: OK!:)

by Rafiki Lopez69 April 8, 2009

yoder uber

A person who transports the Amish.

My cousin drives several Amish guys to and from work everyday, making him a "yoder uber"

by ErrySh March 15, 2018

uber-nig

when a fellow African American is on a roll.

Uber-nig this man is. He just ate 13 water melons in one sitting.

by Enchilada Weiner December 2, 2020