Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

twat pole

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

twat wig

1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect

2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it

David you always hang round with all the bitches and never fuck any of them you twat wig

by Dazatron December 30, 2011

Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.

That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!

by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011

twat pocket

female genitalia

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.

by kristen renae September 11, 2003

nigger twat

1. the most horrifying thing to have been placed on the planet.

2. the vagina of a fully grown nigglet.

3. a disgusting excuse for a vagina that looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich.

4. an insult used to ultimately put down an enemy. it is used in utter desperation when no other options are available.

That fucking nigger twat stole my lunch money!

by akybrky September 29, 2009

twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking

that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter

by alex olenik May 30, 2009