Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

Trafficful

A road with a shit ton of traffic.

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum

by 6 inches April 21, 2022

traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.

I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*

by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022

traffic sona

A persona you create for the Life Smp (a YouTube Minecraft series including 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life). Named after the Life smp’s three hearts 💚💛❤️ being traffic light colors.

My traffic sona is a character who likes pvp and has a pack of dogs.

by meowthekitty321 December 26, 2022

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023

Trafficious

When there is heavy traffic.

A word Created in 1988 after driving north to San Francisco on the 101.

The drive to Los Angeles was slow because it was so trafficious on the 101.

by Jaideelady 101 April 2, 2023