Joe: Hey look up Russian Candy Cane on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: OK
TWO MINUTES LATER
Bill: OMG who the fuck who wrote that
Bill: OK
TWO MINUTES LATER
Bill: OMG who the fuck who wrote that
by Hannibal lecter December 25, 2014

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.
started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019

by Supreme Leader of Fucking June 4, 2019

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means
by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015

Urban Dictionary is a website that you can search up anyting. No like anyting. Yes you can search up anying. Also why did you search up Urban Dictionary on the Website Urban Dictionary. Like you already know what it is if you searched it up on google. You reading this is dumb (jk)
by Toelicker64 January 27, 2021
