When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 2, 2010
Get the humping the sharkmug. Shark Snout: noun - shahrk snout
A shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. It can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous "Whale Tail". It entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. When viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (balls, scrot, etc...) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. It is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.
A shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. It can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous "Whale Tail". It entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. When viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (balls, scrot, etc...) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. It is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.
eg) "Dude, you better get your boyfriend... He's high on PCP, running around outside in the street, and rockin' a shark snout."
by Sklag September 10, 2011
Get the Shark Snoutmug. Daddy shark is a nickname for an anime character who has sharp teeth and is very very hot this character is from the anime my hero academia.this character name is Eijiro Kirishima.
Friend: hey did you see the episode were daddy shark was hit with the bullet!!!
Me: hell yeah he used he’s quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!
Me: hell yeah he used he’s quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!
by :wakwakayeayesnawawakewaya December 2, 2020
Get the daddy sharkmug. 
A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
by Riley F. October 14, 2008
Get the Shark Attackmug. A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'
Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
Get the shark in the bunsmug. Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.
by Mike July 16, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug.