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Minecraft Syndrome

A condition which causes people to play minecraft or any other shitty pc only games like starcraft non-stop their entire lives.

Symptoms include a significant lack in social interaction with other human beings. Being a dickhead. Talking about minecraft non fucking stop. Very poor clothing choices. Sufferers may also experience the 'i have ankle swingers' symptom.

If your reading this and thinking 'Oh shit thats me!' not to worry start clicking thumbs up on this word then take your computer and chuck it out the window.
Jullian: Have you heard about the new minecraft graphics pack 32 beta v.1.4.2.6.7.0? Its totally awesome!

Ross: I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, i think you might have Minecraft Syndrome.

Jullian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011
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Minecraft Marrige

A Minecraft series based on Marriage with a 2v2 situation, and the original cast of ImmortalHDFilms, Rachelkip,Cynthiaraa and Slyfoxhound until cynthia gradually lost interest of immortal and "divorced" him and got a replacement of mittymoxx until the last episode on season 2 which rachel and slyfox fight and they all got "divorced" and switched wifes, until, sweet lord, sly and rachel secretly date up to date now.

sweet Jesus that was a mouthful.
guy 1.Have you seen the new episode of Minecraft Marrige?
guy 2. yeah, I can't believe slyfox is cheating on mitty!
by Blue-Fang August 27, 2012
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Minecraft

A retarded game that was created by a low life named Markus "Notch" Persson, that is basically video game legos, and created "get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft"
Many children in 2017 get made fun of for playing minecraft
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!
by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017
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minecraft

hey wana play minecraft jim
jim ... no yu mufer i dont minecraft sucks my beeeps ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by i am d@v!d May 10, 2021
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Minecraft

The best damn game ever made, waaaay better the World Of Warcraft!!!!!
tim: Your gay
tom: Why?
Tim: cause you play WOW
tom: ya i am gay
tim: you should play minecraft and you wont be gay
tom: ok
by wow is gay October 19, 2011
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minecraftonline

MinecraftOnline is a popular and long-standing minecraft survival multiplayer server. The server is run by a staff team of volunteers, keeping players from breaking the rules.
I will now go and play on MinecraftOnline, the oldest Minecraft server available.
by jkkkiauusnNNN1998qq June 26, 2019
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Minecraft Player

Someone who has impeccable taste in game
Garry: I’m a Minecraft Player

Everyone: OMFG UR SO COOL

Garry has like 60 hoes now
Tom is sad,
by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021
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