Seth: Marine Brick Tie

Its a square knot choking mechanism that a coworker told me about.

choking then burying the 12 feet deep with cement blocks on top, for lazy murders.

Cody Gerardo: yeah I know some gay hating dude in Maine thay knows that.
Seth: Marine Brick tiesounds like standish to me thats those disrespectful military wanna be right.
Cody: yeah all they talk about is basic training, but I'm too busy thinking of daddy.

by MineOwedWu's August 1, 2021

Magnetic Neck Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but this tie includes fire and staplers

You would look great in a Magnetic Neck Tie

by Whutu October 4, 2021

Comically large tie

A tie that it oversized, used largely by clowns and other jokers to get a cheap laugh

Did you see Connors tie?

Yeah bro he’s wearing a comically large tie to prom!

by Goob “Goobie” Goobert III April 23, 2022

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022

alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”

girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie

by crazyshy June 16, 2023

Check my tie

When you've snorted cocain and want to know make sure there is no visible cocain on or in your nose.

Hey Tommy, check my tie, I just hit the slopes and there's no mirror.

by Folistic August 31, 2023