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Triple Threat

When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).

The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.

The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
Michael: Gary's been in the toilet for quite a while...
Geoff: Yeah, must be a triple threat.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
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Triple Threat

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are a triple threat, don't mess with them during football season.
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terroristic threatica

1. An ebonic baby name for a girl.

2. A derogatory reference to a female that's being junky or rude.
Erica keeps snitching on us for smoking at school she's such a terroristic threatica.
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that girl who makes threads on insta and that either counts as a career or she knows about "selfcare" because she posts on the selfcare account like what, twice a month?
"Oh mY gOd fOlLoW mY sElF CarE acCoUnT" tiffany said

"bro, she is a self care thread girl" dan said.
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Triple Threat

The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.
1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"

2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"

3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
by TheTripleThreat March 10, 2011
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triple threat

3 Interscope/Aftertmath MCS. 50 Cent, Dr. Dre and Eminem
eminem and dre used to be known as a famous duo, because of 50 theyre known as the triple threat
by queensfinest March 24, 2005
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ghost thread

internet forum term for an unaccessable or "locked" thread.
the best drama on the internet is in ghost threads.
by meaney December 6, 2006
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