Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019