snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 02, 2022

Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!

Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?

by TheAmbitchousBitch February 23, 2022

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 11, 2022

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 03, 2021

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 27, 2017

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010