Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months

Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season

by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

waterpark season

A term for summer, because waterparks are the best thing about that time of year!

I'm so excited for waterpark season!

by Davidfreesefan23 September 2, 2020

pinata season

-the time of year when they sell pinata's in the grocery store.

-a random thing to say to express, akwardness and confusion

usually said with a lack luster or lifeless tone

"When do you want to work on our project?"
"Pinata Season..."

Parents: "So (your name here) what was this marijuana doing in your sock drawer, huh?"

You: "Pinata Season..."

by Matthew J. Damon December 11, 2007