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Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.
1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."
by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018
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Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.
"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."
by Mc1rish March 1, 2023
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Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.
Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull
by Hanshot let March 28, 2017
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Dirty Ranch

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch
by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022
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Ranch Sex

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?
by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023
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Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.
Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”
by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020
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