Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.

Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Ranch Water

A sexual move where one person lays on their stomach with ranch dressing in their ass, the other partner slurps the ranch out.

Zack tried Ranch Water for the first time, after douching for three hours, the water still wasn't running clear.

by Ranchwatercutie November 21, 2025

ranch man

A bad man

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich

by Newtheboss April 4, 2021

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024