When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.
by refalkenrath April 19, 2022
Get the Stuck In Portmug. by anon150566 March 26, 2010
Get the port ekym, Chilemug. Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.
by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024
Get the Jourting (Port Juicing)mug. Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.
In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.
by 3B-South May 13, 2005
Get the rage portmug. The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 7, 2023
Get the thinks her piss is port winemug. by dsfghhjft May 20, 2024
Get the The Port on the Squaremug. Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
Get the Port Jeff Handshakemug.