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Pecker head

Any person in the world named Kendra.
Hey look at kendra over there, she’s being a pecker head
by Digenbalz February 25, 2025
mugGet the Pecker headmug.

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
mugGet the The Woody Wood Peckermug.

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
mugGet the Auto Smell Peckermug.

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.
UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.
by esoul January 3, 2024
mugGet the keep your pecker upmug.

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow
I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker
by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023
mugGet the Pillow Peckermug.

Pecker

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker
by nujon October 27, 2022
mugGet the Peckermug.
a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family
carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.
by stopcheatingcarlos November 4, 2017
mugGet the black and decker pecker wreckermug.

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