Moose-Knuckle

Rather large vaginal lips that hunger/feed off of panties and denim crotch.

Damnit, I wanna lick her Moose-Knuckle!

by daytripa May 1, 2003

moose hoof

when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme

Look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof

by mike1791 March 31, 2008

moose knuckle

The male equivalent of a camel toe.

I was at the gym, and this guy came in wearing spandex. Fuckin' moose knuckle up the wazz.

by Bill Diesel April 5, 2005

Moose cock

In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.

I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.

by Jonny Hyzer December 11, 2010

Midnight Moose

Morning breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.

Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.

by dmeech February 4, 2005

moose on a jew

a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".

he tried to blow out the candles on YOUR birthday cake? well there's a moose on a jew for you!

by LimpingPsycho December 17, 2008

moose rider

doing a moose in the butt

your a moose rider

by fuck houthf November 13, 2003