The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

humping mirror

A mirror on the wall often beside your bed, where you can see yourself shack your girl

She has a humping mirror

by victorvigger March 24, 2016

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

E-Hump

To show dominance through the internet.

Kid on video game server: "Anybody else got a mic?"
Obnoxious guy: "Haha look at this little fag, go back to finger-painting!"
Cool Guy: "Shut up, stop E-Humping that kid!"
Everybody in the entire universe except for obnoxious guy: "HAHAHAHA YEAH OBNOXIOUS GUY, MORE LIKE OBNOXIOUS GAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

by Njlamp December 16, 2014

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

Chicken hump

When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.

Tim told Richard that he wants to chicken hump on their wedding night.

by Whereismymind August 24, 2019

Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars October 30, 2015