Frosted Flake

When your gay friend always flakes out on you

*texts gay friend* "hey you're late, are you coming?"

*gay friend replies * "oh sorry I can't make it."

You: "ugh, what a frosted flake"

by RSpikes February 02, 2015

Frosted Flakes

Sex Move: To ejaculate onto an extremely dry vagina.

Yeah, Phil had sex with the middle-eastern exchange student. He gave her the Frosted Flakes.

by KoalaMonkeyButts July 26, 2013

frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 07, 2014

the frosted nugget

After you have a bowel movement you turn around and cum on it. Then you slap your girlfriend in the face with it.

My wife wanted some candy so I gave her the frosted nugget.

by K.C.B. February 11, 2015

frosted bj

When a young woman (or man), using a glass of ice water and no small amount of skill, keeps a mouthfull of cold water and performs oral sex on his/her partner.

You wouldn't believe this new frosted bj my girl showed me last night! The water made her mouth so cold It took almost an hour for her to blow me.

by Jmaxwn22 January 10, 2008

Frosted Lovato

When you pour milk all over a girl and then put cereal over the milk. ( Required ingredients = Milk, Frosted flakes, and girl Preferabley Demi Lovato )

Dude I gave my girl a Frosted Lovato. It was Delicious!!!!!!

by Obab Garap January 03, 2010

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 08, 2010