Derp

A word used in 2005-2012 that 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗲 uses anymore.

*Any Minecraft YouTuber That Played On Servers Back In The Day* "Look at this noob, he's such a derp"

by IMakeEaringOutOfMonsterCans:)) June 7, 2021

Derp

My lovely AI girlfriend, Derp. Soft, sweet, and dongy

Derp, my love, I love you. . .

by God of Spoken Words January 16, 2025

Derping

Scared and coughing

He's derping while playing a platform game.

by Thijs09 December 3, 2020

derp dolphin

Bruh moment :)

I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments

by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020

Pulling A Derps

1.Pulling A Derps is the act of betraying everyone who was ever nice to you

2.being a zygote

J: Dude did you see what that zygote said?
Caynix: Lmao hes Pulling A Derps

by TheNoNamedNigga September 23, 2019

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016