Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

It means that you are very silly or you aren’t serious

Nila sticks her tongue out and says derp

by Nila pie April 21, 2019

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Derping

scared and coughing

"I'm just derping so hard." - Call Me Kevin

by powerwavz December 3, 2020

Derp

Typically someone who is either stupid and exhibits brainless tendencies on frequent occasions. Often can be seen staring blankly into the distance or with a confused frown when confronted by the simplest problem

Oh for the love of god Rafa got it arse about face again, that moron is a complete fucking Derp

by Whowasthatmaskedman November 26, 2018

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019