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Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.
by notalanchian January 20, 2022
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Alan

Being a d*ck about things
Stop being an Alan man!
by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021
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Fred Alan Binless

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Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
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Alan

Alan would be an amazing Grandad to anyone. He is kind at caring and loves cars. I knows when somthing is rong and tries to make it right
by 15476 March 10, 2022
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Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person
Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!
by JDR January 31, 2021
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Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
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