Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
by Yehosher November 28, 2021
Get the Simp Zombie mug.

text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
by fingerbang134 August 08, 2010
Get the text zombie mug.

Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 22, 2010
Get the Zombie Defense mug.

Zombie-Crat

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020
Get the Zombie-Crat mug.

zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.
Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
Get the zombie weapons mug.

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
Get the Zombie hand mug.

Zombie snob

Someone who likes the old zombie movies when zombies moved really slow and sluggish.
Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?

No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
by sickness June 27, 2012
Get the Zombie snob mug.