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drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.
I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.
by cheztay January 7, 2018
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Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"
by The green power ranger September 20, 2016
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Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.
I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!
by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016
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Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
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Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
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upward tunnel excavation

She love a good "upward tunnel excavation" if you know what i mean.
by 255thelastblackpanda July 29, 2018
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Green Tunnel Syndrome

When double decker buses hit trees that overhang roads and carve their shape in the foliage, causing the 'green tunnel'.
"Man, these trees got some baaad green tunnel syndrome!"
by sasasgreensam May 22, 2009
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