Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

tit whip

to hit someone, usually in their face, with your breasts

please dont tit whip me i find it very annoying or how funny was that tit whip i just did on your face

by lingaff December 9, 2009

hello tits

Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner

Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

great tit

A great tit in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I saw some great tits in the park today.
Birdwatching is fascinating.

by notwikkler February 23, 2017

Tits Relief

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief

"Man I hate being in this waiting room"

"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"

by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011

tit cam

A hidden camera for watching dem thangs

Sorry I'm gonna go home and watch some tit cam on the internet

by Family Jew April 28, 2017