Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.
by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020
when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
by MADAMEJANE April 16, 2009
A great tit in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by notwikkler February 23, 2017
The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it
Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021
Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 07, 2012
Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
-Dude I just gave that bitch a tit hug
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.
by jizzandjizz February 26, 2015