safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 15, 2009
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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 06, 2017
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[Poo-Shnaz]

1. someone who is afraid of everything
2. Vagina
3. Pussy

Yo that ma fucker is a poo-shnaz

That bitch had THE wettest poo-shnaz
by DJ Gahney December 08, 2008
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Poo Ha

Wow, those Black Hawks really pounded those Red Wings in the poo ha tonight!
by Turtlehore11666 May 17, 2017
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poo wakely

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely
by kurt's bumhole November 20, 2012
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poo poker

meaning arse sex usually for gay men

or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way

or bumming
go get poo poked you poo poker
by johnnii July 28, 2007
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Poo pocket

When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.
Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient

Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
by Duffman445 June 13, 2018
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