soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

Nonce

Paedophile. A person who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU UTTER NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

Nonce

The word nonce is usually used in the terms of describing Albert O’Sullivan.
The word comes from Latin origin with the definition meaning ‘Kiddy Fucker’

“Hey Albert stop touching me there you Nonce!”

by Albert0pedo October 16, 2023

Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

Nonce

Stupid, Dumb, Spastic

"Sid the Retard a nonce inhe"

by LEE Mandem July 13, 2020

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024