Moo

A friend of yours or a close friend of yours, someone you can share anything with.

This bitch is my moo.

Have you seen my moo? I need to give her something
I only have 1 best moo, I love her

by Smelly Belley December 9, 2018

Moos

Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.

"Who are you going out, babe?"
"I'm going with Moos."
"Oh god"

by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022

monksi moo

🐒🐄

“brandyn look at my monksi moo”

by milliepieswagsbae September 27, 2020

moo!

What you say when your a cow. Moo! Mooooooooooooooooo

I’m a cow moo moo moo moo!

by Cowgirlnumbertwo May 19, 2021

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

MOO

Master Of the Obvious.

MOO: Dude there's a cop behind you! Better pull over, whoa man his lights are all on, aren't they? Omg OMG your so in for it!!!!
Driver: *punches in face*

MOO: WOW this line sure is long isn't it? Looks like a long wait, I'm so glad I was here early, see I got all the deals, see you around huh, pal?
Christmas Chris: Yeah but I'll see your mom first tonight

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013