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word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013
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Severance Hump

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.
by Amirod December 11, 2010
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Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.
Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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The Hump Game

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.
mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!
by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020
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hump groove

A hump groove is a groove in which the beat and rhythm are in both the perfect timing and speed to hump along to. Hump grooves are important in sexy music and are often the defining factor in what makes some music sexy. The hump groove is typically defined by the interaction between the bass and the drums.
Damn! This Billy Cobham song has that hump groove!
by Shoggoth269 December 1, 2013
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Bungee-Hump

A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.
Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick
by pyreo December 22, 2019
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Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.
He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
by thefreak118 May 24, 2010
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