covid fat

Body fat accumulated during lame-ass pandemics.
Damn... Look at all that covid fat on Jeff Ross!
by Harvey Dogg December 21, 2020
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COVID chic

Implementing things that aren't necessarily thought of as fashionable such as a mask, clear face visor. Some can turn some gauze into a scarf, whatever you can find at the pharmacy, lol
Oh baby that scarf is so COVID chic.. Prance girl, prance
by Throbbin_Rob January 14, 2021
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generation covid

Babies born during worldwide lockdown of covid. particularly in New Zealand who loves to spend time eating and having sex.
Shazza is a generation covid baby.. She will display unsociable tendencies and hightened suspicion of pharmacutical companies and governments in general resulting from the apocalytical world she was concieved through.
by k0001 August 02, 2021
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Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison
The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly
by GFAR83 April 24, 2020
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Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
by Farmer Jakr September 20, 2022
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Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 31, 2021
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covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
by gnostic3 May 25, 2020
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