The act of trying to dig your car out from underneath a significant amount of snow from an overnight snow dump. Clearing away the snow slowly reveals more and more of the vehicle much the same way archaeologists brush away dirt to uncover things. Usually occurs whenever you are late for something important.
Hey boss I can't come in to work today I gotta do some serious Canadian Archaeology to even find my car let alone drive it.
by jay_P09 November 18, 2014
Sex position of Candian's choice- Maple Syrup is applied to the bosom and Canadian Bacon is rolled into a tubular shape and inserted into the hole of choice prior to the insertion of the male genitalia.
We enjoyed some dirty canadian last night.
by Sum1WitWords October 30, 2015
An exotic sex move involving a vagina, maple syrup, and a Canadian. The Canadian fills the vagina with maple syrup and begins to perform missionary on the vagina. The Canadian then pulls out covered in maple syrup and forces the owner of the vagina to perform oral sex on him.
by Oceanizzle August 25, 2010
The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).
"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."
by The Backspacer April 27, 2010
noun
1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.
2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.
See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.
2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.
See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."
"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."
Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."
Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
by Row-hit April 26, 2016
One of the biggest mysteries of mankind. An overused excuse for rejecting people especially immigrants for job applications in Canada.
The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason
The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason
by PeeeeWeeee August 04, 2010
Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.
by Fourmz May 29, 2020