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rusty bike chain

Eating out the ass of someone with braces than making them suck your dick and smile, showing shit stains on their teeth and braces
Guy: Suck my dirty dick!
Guy 2 sucks and smiles.
Guy: Dude, you got a rusty bike chain!
by paulada5 October 20, 2008
mugGet the rusty bike chainmug.

i bike to school

this short sentence really gets rid of that awkward silince.
gavin:i was hungry so i ate my friends
trevor:i bike to school
gavin:dude we dont go to school where street bums
trevor:this one time i biked to school
by jops January 20, 2006
mugGet the i bike to schoolmug.

gimme dat bike

This is a true classic. Maybe it started in the early 90's.

Depending on the hour of day and the neighborhood, this phrase is yelled at me semi-regularly.

It means(obviously):

"I intend to knock you off of your bike and take it from you."

"I may be kidding, but if I can scare the s*it out of you, that's enough for me."

"On the other hand, depending on my state of mind, I may be very serious, and you best give up that f*ckin' bike like right f*ckin' now."

"Now you have to decide whether to try to get away or just succumb to the beatin' you got comin'."

...or:

"I'ma have dat bike. It just be a matter of how."
"Hey, yo...gimme dat bike!"
by Rich Stadler April 10, 2007
mugGet the gimme dat bikemug.

Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
mugGet the Christ On A Fucking Bikemug.

Bike Fly

A sleezy hoe that hangs out were all the biker boys are waiting to snatch up all the Degenerates in the world so they can be ridden hard and put away wet and give you every STD you dont already have. OUCH!...you know I'm just Fucking with you...
Anyone hanging out on Squid Row (8th St) that doesnt own a bike and is begging for a ride and a "RIDE" Bike Fly
by LazyJeremy June 26, 2008
mugGet the Bike Flymug.

dirt bike girl

A girl who is a blast in the sack, but you may get seriously injured in the process. A girl who is extemely wild or adventurous sexually.
I was with this dirt bike girl last night. I got bruises all over and scratches down my back.
by TTwist February 4, 2008
mugGet the dirt bike girlmug.

mexican dirt bike

When a guy is nailing a girl from behind, he grabs her ears like handlebars, then kicks his legs out.
Mexican dirt bike-doggie style sexual position, but the man uses her ears like handlebars on a motorcycle, then kicks his legs out like he is riding a bike with highway pegs.
by Bed of Roses November 15, 2013
mugGet the mexican dirt bikemug.

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