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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
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isabella jones

Isabella is the best friend you could ever have. If she is your friend you are soo lucky.
Me: I have a friend named Isabella Jones.
Other Friend: Lucky I wish Isabella was my friend
by Salty Sis October 29, 2019
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Riley Jones

She is the nicest person you'll meet she is kind hearted. She dersves the world. Sometimes the world turns its back on her but she has to keep fighting. Love you your best friend.
by Your best friend, meg. October 23, 2019
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aidan jones

Looks like a bull dawg that often barks; major underbite. Usually starts to bald at 18.
Omg! Is that your pet bull dawg? Wait never mind... it’s aidan jones.
by Dirtybrunettebastard May 6, 2018
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Mo Jones

Mo Jones, Is a very large fella. He is also a little slow. But Mo on the inside is just a cuddly teddy bear. He loves biking in the Forest of dean and loves his mum. He also loves maths. He has a crush on this boy in his class. He doesn't know how to express his love for him yet. He is terrible at football and always makes excuses. They are not boyfriend material. But an alright friend. Mo's tend to wonder the halls of schools or at playgrounds. If you are a parent BEWARE of Mo's they are a total kid-magnet.
Mo is after your kid, RUN!!!

Mo Jones is a special kid.
by Bobbystewart October 1, 2021
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Allie Jones

allie? allie jones? allllliiiiieeeee
by teehee boy February 1, 2020
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