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Thanos

"He's such a Thanos
by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021
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The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.
I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.
by PhilWV July 14, 2022
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Thanos

Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.
"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"

"Remember Iron Man"

"Sure Do"

"Is he still here?"

"No..."

"There you have it".
by DonutEagle September 26, 2019
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Thanos ass

Thanos ass is two really big grapes which avarage wheight is 5 kg they are bigger than cars wheel
Omg thanos ass is so big
Look at that thanos ass
by Scaryniggerblack69 May 25, 2022
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Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children
hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.
by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020
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thanos cup

A cup, of which you can buy from Disney’s California Adventute, that resembles the Infinity Gauntlet
Woah, is OfficialMemeGuy wearing thanos cup?!?!
by OfficialMemeGuy October 8, 2018
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Thanos

Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.
Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.
by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019
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