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teabag

Simultaneous insertion of the penis AND testicles into ones mouth. This only seems possible with the less fortunatlely endowed males, and/or more talented and generous females.
That bitch loved to suck; she had me teabagged for several minutes before she gave me a reach-around!
by Bradle April 19, 2006
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teabagation

the past tense of the verb teabagation... generally referring to an artform/famous karma sutra position
Jubin: "Did u hear about the teabagation that went on last week at that party"

GianCarlo: "ummm yea dude i was the teacup for that Boston Teabagation Pary
by Gian Carlo June 27, 2007
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teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure.
Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.
by Parsifal's cousin July 20, 2009
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Dirty Teabag

A Dirty Teabag is when you get a girl whos down to suck your ball sack. But before letting her suck your balls you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire ball sack. (You my want to hold your dick out of the way but its up to you) then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked balls in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My gf pissed me off so i dirty teabaged her.

#tellyourfriends
by Hamster12125 November 3, 2017
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teabag

To insert ones hairy balls into what is usually a memeber of the opposite sex, sometimes, if the person is a homo, they will insert it into someone of the same sex.
Petey teabagged Veronica so bad, she choked and died on his peubic hair.
by bajrah December 28, 2005
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tabasco

Something that impressionable nerds started chowing down on just because Maddox, Chuck Norris, and United States Marines started to talk about the stuff, so wimpy skinny nerds love it too!

Its like when people started twirling pens when they saw Top Gun. Of course they felt it looked retarded, but it looked cool in front of the chicks.

Unfortunately it doesn't obscure the fact that you have poor hygiene, a ugly face, and poor social skills. All you achieved is totally destroying all your taste buds with a shitty sauce thats based upon pure-heat than flavor.
The only good use for Tabasco Sauce is to hide the lousy taste of terrible cooking.

Otherwise it just ruins and vandalizes good ol' homecooked flavor with vinegar, peppar, and salt.

Your a loser if you eat Tabasco sauce just because Maddox said so. Go BECOME a role model instead of imitating a crazed internet nerd who worked as a telemarketer. You fail at everything in life if you can't make your own decisions and rely on Maddox to tell you what.

Yeah I know there are other crappy flavors of Tabasco, but you'll just get called a faggot by a insecure nerd for looking at a bottle of chipotle sauce.
by C Tan September 11, 2007
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teabag

When the testicals of a man slap the chin of a person giving him head.
*smack smack smack*


"Garblegarblewahwah?"


*smack smack smack*


"Yeah, baby you're doing great."

*smack smack smack*
by Amber April 22, 2005
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