tennis

A sport in which wimps hit a ball till someone screws up. Also has the largest lgbt community for a sport

Person "let's play tennis"
2nd person. " I'd rather dig my own grave then play that pussy sport"

by hahaha1256 May 3, 2015

Tanning Salon

1. When a man places his nuts on over the eyes of a woman laying down.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.

1. Hey bro, I pulled the tanning salon on my bitch last night, she couldn't see shit.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.

by <BLG> May 20, 2008

tanning

When you receive so much anal sex, that your whole ass gains a complexion of a beautiful tan. But this is not from the sun, but rather a mix of shit, blood, cum and lube. This is usually applied to gay men, and is complimentary.

Damn white boy, your ass got a tanning tonight!

by McShoogs November 21, 2016

Tenzin

she is a ling ling headass that loves giving bj’s and she is short asf and mean 🥺

oh you sound like a tenzin

by sexyassniggaintheplanet March 3, 2020

tenzing jamyang

A sexy man who will one day achieve his goal and life long dream. Tenzing jamyang is also sexy and gets all the girls.

“Yo I wish I could got to the nba “
“Yeah to bad only if you were Tenzing Jamyang”

by Daddy jamy December 20, 2020

Wii Tennis

A very violent and gyrational handjob often inflicting pain on the male

"Dude i'm in major pain."
"why?"
"Last night, lydia came over and played some wii tennis, if you know what i'm saying."

"take some vicoden and grow some balls"

by Winston McMustache May 3, 2010

Jamaican Tanning Bed

Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.

My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011