flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"

who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip

by Jacksonlover43 December 5, 2022

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018

Tech Tuesday

Tech Tuesday the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech

Those boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so fine this tech Tuesday

by Kha billz January 25, 2022

tech swavy

Tech person who is awesome at what they do.

You are tech swavy.

by Jaymoney2017 August 3, 2017

Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"

"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **

by cappie2000 March 31, 2022

tech bro

a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money

"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A

"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B

by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023

Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can

“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards”

by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018