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Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
by AzRoN May 13, 2008
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tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 3, 2015
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tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.
Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016
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Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
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Support Tech

A Volunteer or Firefighter who drives a special truck with the equiment required to support on scene Firefighters or First responders of a fire scene or MVA. There reqired equipment may contain A light town fixed on top of the truck and a mobile air compressor to refill SCBA bottles, they may have drinks and snacks on the truck to give to firefighters to recover from the incident.
Va beach to support 8 " House fire at 2001 19th st"

E01, L01, E21, L21, NE22, NL22, Sup8 -HOUSE FIRE- 2001 19th street

Support Tech has 4 techs on scene ready to start rehab
by Kacky05 November 6, 2018
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tech swavy

Tech person who is awesome at what they do.
by Jaymoney2017 August 3, 2017
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Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018
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