noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful
what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’
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Tape

Something you use to tape stuff
Why did you put tape on my penis?
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Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.
Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.
by gogojuke June 19, 2017
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Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective
1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"
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Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)
This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.
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Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!
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Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 07, 2024
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