flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Taping flags

Fucking in the bathroom in high school.

Emily and Michael were taping flags.

by Taping flags October 4, 2017

Brush and tuck n' tape

Brushing your teeth and flossing your gums

Did you brush and tuck n' tape tape last night?

by TKOZZZ April 29, 2024

stucky taped

Something stuck down so well with stick tape it's stuck for good.

I tried to remove the label on my book but it had been stucky taped.

by Beady Girls April 15, 2015

Blank VHS tape

best form of media to exist

blank vhs tapes are my everything

by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

drop the tape

Let me see your sex/head video(s)

“Drop the tape”
“What tape?”
“Of you bein nasty”

by WeLikeCake December 6, 2023