Taco Bell Fever

The after effect of eating anything off the Taco Bell menu. Usually is diarrhea followed by pure exhaustion.

Tim: "Do you want to go to Taco Bell for lunch?"

Brian: "No man, I don't fell like getting Taco Bell Fever."

by JohnnyHanns December 31, 2010

Taco Shot

Eating a soft shell taco in one bite

He just finished 6 tacos in 5 minutes! He must be taking taco shots

by Menisaphis March 1, 2011

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco Bell Sad Meal

A water cup and a single order of cinni-stix at Taco Bell.

Jeff has no money left in his bank account, his girlfriend just dumped him, and he has no friends. Jeff is now going to Taco Bell to get a Taco Bell Sad Meal.

by ButtsMcgee September 5, 2012

taco city

When a single woman who has previously not desired a relationship despite having options now finds herself thinking about commitment, but does not seem to be meeting many men - or finds herself mostly arond other girls.

"Now that I actually have time for a boyfriend, its a fuckin taco city!"

by k-diddle October 7, 2013