Turd Stuffer

Another name for a ‘flamer’. A guy that wont shut up already about the fact that he's a homosexual and he wants the world to know it...but everybody knows and they are tired of hearing it. Also, a flamer bent on converting a straight guy into a flamer.
You'll stay away from that Turd Stuffer if you know whats good for you. He swears up and down your a flamer too and he's bent on hookin up with you.
by hemingwaysbackporch April 10, 2011
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Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014
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banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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turd basket

move! I need to get to the turd basket!
by memecp June 05, 2020
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turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion
guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...
by Infamous_amos500 June 17, 2011
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Doom turd

When you drop unnecessary, unfounded, negative ideas or concerns in a conversation ... and then fail to provide any evidence or specificity to explain your negativity.
Why doesn't Bob KNOW FOR A MATTER OF FACT if we are compliant ... and if not tell us WHERE we are failing ... instead of just coiling doom turds in the middle of the floor!!
by itcheh November 12, 2021
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angel turds

Loose packing material in the form of Styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. Depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel shit
I got this Christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel turds.
by lorgue March 07, 2010
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